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fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 22, 2020


slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox

Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.

by saraht333 March 27, 2015


helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 23, 2023


lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi April 24, 2016


hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 March 11, 2014


Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019


Safety Helmet

Getting head with a condom on.

Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!

by *R~S* August 24, 2019