The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.
I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.
A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox
Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.
a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn
Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet
When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.
Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.
A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
Getting head with a condom on.
Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!