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Virus spread when dried sweat from a carrier's armpit touches the armpit of a non-carrier, then the non-carrier sweats, and mixes with the carrier's dried sweat and re-enters the blood stream.
Known symptoms- itchy arm pits, need to hug, severe douchieness, and the feet swell, then fall off.
When hugging anyone suspected of hug-herpes you should use protection, rubbers, or a spoon will work.
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the disease in which the nostrils of a male are larger than normal, indicating he has had sex up the nose multiple times, contracting herpes in his nose holes. This can only occur in men.
Alan Rickman. His nasal herpes are extremely evident in the scene in Sweeney Todd when he sits in the chair to get shaved.
"Dude, I think I might have nasal herpes. Can you check?"
"Sure. Tilt your head back."
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A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
Genital sores caused by gyrating to 'rock a billy'
pago dances like he's got rock and roll herpes
When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.
"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."
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