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Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!
My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!
When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.
Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.
A redneck chick who has no sense.
You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!