hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.

Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.

Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss

Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies