how iggy?

question used to determine somebody general demeanor.

how iggy bert?
im comehence mate.

also how ist.

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howe-ism

Everybody knows these people. These are the kids in high school that will talk shit behind your back and when you confront them about it they deny everything and try to act all buddy buddy.

Jim: Bro did you see what Taylor just said what i confronted him of talking shit?

Phil: Yeah bro, that queer excells in howe-ism.

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Harriet Howe

A dyke (fat lesbian) who always tries to be better than everyone else but fails. Very unmotivational and a single pringle forever who will never find love. Her perks are that she loves trashy men and got cheated on. Never associate with a Harriet. Need's therapy and they won't even accept her. Single forever, especially valentines 2022.

Harriet Howe is a dyke

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This is how villians are born!

The negative psychological response to real world disappointments — the exact opposite of: forgiveness, “turning a frown upside down”, or, “turning the other cheek”. REVENGE is thought to be a better path; and, a person’s life becomes defined by a pivotal event that changes their outlook on life and perceived reality. In the words of Bob Dylan: “When you’ve got nothing; you’ve got nothing to lose”.

He was arrested and beaten by the police because he fit a profile. Found not guilty by a jury of his peers and exonerating evidence, he was freed after losing everything including his good name. THIS IS HOW VILLIANS ARE BORN!!!!!!!

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Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!

Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?

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How? Nah we know how, why?

The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?

Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?

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how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

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