Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
An exclamation that feels so good to say when you're in a bad mood. From "The Incredible Hulk"
Hulk bash! Get out of my way, puny human!
When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.