human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

Garbage Human

A Person who is a useless/worthless waste of space and resources. They should be avoided like the plague.

"That guy (or girl) says some of the most thoughtless, foulest, insensitive shit I have ever heard, it's why everyone stays away from them. He/She is a real garbage human."

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Oh the humanity

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.

"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"

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human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

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Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.

Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess

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