Hentai Hunting

When you can’t find that hentai you watched a month ago so you spend an abnormally prolonged amount of time trying to find it.

“I saw this hentai a while back, and my cock erupted like Ol’ Faithful. I forgot the title, so I spent 2 hours hentai hunting until I finally found it, popped the cork and let the juice run.”

fridge hunting

the act of feeling hungry around midnight and going downstairs to search the fridge for drinks and food someone might have left in there. Usually happens to students.

A: who the hell took my Pizza from the fridge
B: must be Joey, I heard him fridge hunting yesternight.

Sgt Hunt

BUOTC legend and unbelievable PTI. Motivates OCdts to run marathons for Ex. Kohima Race and is an inspiration to the veteran community and beyond. Has a cute dog called Locke <3

OCdt: "Mate it's freezing get the mess tins and start cooking some good shi-
Sgt Hunt: "- Good shit my arse, that rat pack is full of sugar, it's like injecting crack into your veins!"
OCdt: "But Sgt..."
Sgt Hunt: "PRESS UP POSITION - DOWN!"

wheel hunting

Using a vehicle, usually a lifted F350 or Chevy Silverado to slaughter cute woodland creatures.

Skeeter went wheel hunting yesterday and bagged him a nice six-pointer

chicken hunting

to go hunting for rednecks.

Chicken hunting is a great past time.

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Nigga hunt

A special event only hosted in Alabama on July 30th where everyone dresses up as ghosts or wizards and smash a chocolate faced man in the face with either a club or a hammer

Get your hammer out Bruce we're going on a Nigga hunt!

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Hunting for WMD's

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

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