butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.

As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.

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beyond butt-hurt

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.

Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.

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hurt like a bitch

to hurt- badly!

sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.

*falls down the stairs*
OW! DAMN THAT SHIT HURT LIKE A BITCH!

*girl pushes you down the stairs*
OW I BROKE MY LEG! IT FREAKIN' HURTS LIKE A BITCH YO! YOU'RE SUCH A HOE! GO HOME!

*emo kid falls down the stairs*
AHHHH! (emo screams) that hurt like a bitch. cool! now i dont need to use the razor!

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Put the hurt on

What happens when Team Kissane plays Team Crunk Juice Addy (Turner) in fantasy football.

Good god, Kissane put the hurt on Turner this week.

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my head hurt

When you are in a frustrated situation where your point is not getting across or when you are being misunderstood.

I told the dude five times about the same doggone thing!! My head hurt!

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Who hurt you

A phrase used towards someone with unnecessary vitriol in a situation. Said person usually calls people buzzword insults, and is More than likely to use a logical fallacy as an argument.

Person #1: i really like cake
Person #2: your a fucking cuck incel that probably swallows the batter go kill yourself!
Person #1: ok than, who hurt you?

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hurts so good

a song by the artist 'Beren Olivia' which you should stream from June 12th

i streamed hurts so good so @berensbby never got mad at me

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