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Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.
Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!
What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!
Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!
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The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.
person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**
person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
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Bob’s driving skill really impressed us as he veered off the road and flew around the culvert in the Ditch Witch
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An unopened can or bottle of Pepsi typically found in the ditch along a roadway.
I really wanted this ditch Pepsi but not after I saw that new commercial. Now I know why the ditch Pepsi was there in the first place.
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senior ditch day for a whole school week
SENIOR : Senior ditch day is fun, now let's change it to senior ditch week
FRESHMEN: NO!!!!
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saying "hi" to someone and suddenly going away from the keyboard never to respond back
5:30 Ravenflyr934: hi
5:31 Squirrelboy283: Hey hows it goin?
5:40 Squirrelboy283: so you get your finals done yet?
6:20 Squirrelboy283: hello?
8:12 Squirrelboy283: I've been IM ding ditched
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A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope
Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
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