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(FOR A MALE) The act of receiving oral pleasure in the morning, usually before going to work.
Aw man, I am usually off track all day if Julie doesn't give me my morning suck as soon as I wake up.
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The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.
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A person you don't want to mess around.
Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!
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A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood
him: good morning.
her: ooh, wood morning baby!
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when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.
'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'
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Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.
Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
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A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.
Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning
Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!
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