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The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.
Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).
Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.
Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.
Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.
That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.
The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.
Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.
“Have you heard of the Raemi Theory? It’s, like, totally rad, dude!”
The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
CANCpiracy theory: The Internet memes and claims of people that there are dozens of cures for Cancer but governments/companies conspire to keep them hidden. Coined by media personality and writer Imran Anwar in writing about these claims.
"If there are dozens of cures of cancer, as the cancpiracy theory believers / cancpiracy theorists claim, they must obviously be from different companies and countries."
The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'