ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

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ipod nano

The newest, smallest, and sleekest of Apples line of iPods. Thinner than a pencil, still has a full color display and is available in 2 or 4 GB models. Is available in both black and white.
The key is that is uses a flash memory drive instead of a hard drive, for increased battery life.
For only $200, it renders pretty much all other music players obsolete.

"Wow, the new ipod nano i just got is amazing... i wonder what apple will come out with next."

"I just threw away my dell jukebox to get an ipod nano, and wow it is so much better...."

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Stinky iPod

Massaging the anus in a circular motion with the thumb, not unlike using an iPod touchpad/wheel.

"I thought he was shy until he gave me the ol stinky iPod. It was great."

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messy ipod

1)An ipod whose artists or songs are mispelt

2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it

3)Whose genres are mixed up

4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times

ETC.

Boy 1: dude...you have three "The Ramones" and 5 "50 cents" wtf
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod

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iPod Charades

The modern re-invention of the classic game charades. It is usually played with two people on each 'team'. You have to listen to the track that is playing, usually random ones, and each person on that team mimics the song title until people on different teams guess the name of the song.

Not strictly applied to iPods but other mp3 players with a display.

Team 1: *hugging themselves and then putting hands together and reaching for the sky*

Team 2: "Um... Cosy? Yeah. What... Oh! 'Cosy In The Rocket' by Psapp (Grey's Antatomy Theme Tune)

iPod Charades can sometimes last alot longer than this!

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iPod esp

when your iPod has a way of knowing various aspects of your environment and plays songs accordingly while on random.

while driving in the rain, I heard gary allen's 'songs about rain,' madonna's 'rain,' and 'the rain (supa dupa fly)' by missy elliot. it was like it KNOWS... iPod esp creeps me out sometimes.

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ipod dip

The process whereby one asks the ipod an emotionally pressing question and the ipod retorts with a song revealing answers to the said question.

Britney wanted to know why her boyfriend dumped her so she ipod dipped and the song "fuck the pain away" came on

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