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An imaginary friend for retards!

Person A: Oh shit, i didn't study for my finals!!
Person B: Uh, Don't worry, "god" will help you!

Dumbass

by Daniel Wilson March 30, 2008

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God

The concept of God is actually the first recorded case of Dyslexia. the original sentence read "Fear not for our bog will protect us and help us in times of war" Strange that no one noticed the backwards 'g'

In boggod we trust.

by Deraj2489 July 17, 2008

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god

a huge spegetti monster that gave birth to a demon that made earth alot less safe

wow god the spgetti monster will kill us if he sees this

by Jordan speers January 6, 2008

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God

An imaginary friend.

I sat in bed praying to God, but nothing happened.

by themanclaw March 21, 2010

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God

The man who created us all. He now lives in heaven and watches over all of us, he loves everyone of us, and will always forgive us. Nothing he does is wrong, and people who believe in him will have eternal life. We pray to him for help in Time of need. Everything that happens is because of him and it's always for a reason. We will cherish him in heaven. In the name of the father son and holy spirit. I love you god.

God made us to follow his lead. God made sun so there would be light. God made Eyes so we could see. And god made lips so we could love and kiss.
FATHER ALMIGHTY

by Godismysavior June 15, 2011

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God

god is an omnious power that most people in this world believe in. sure we use god a lot, like people blame him when they lose someone close to them, and they praise him when things go their way. but overall, people belive in him, no matter what religion, and even some that really dont have a certain faith. im not saying there is a god for sure and that all of you that dont believe in him are going to hell, but i wanted to say that he is an option

i am a child of god...

by mormon girl May 22, 2005

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god

God would be best described as the omnipotent being from which all living things were created. If you were to listen to most of the people on this website giving definitions you would more then likely realize that almost every single definition is biased and therefore should not be listened to. In fact, most of these people say that the Bible should not be listened to because it has been scientifically shown to be false. Yet there are also several things in the Bible that there has been evidence of actually happening. I seriously doubt that any of the people who say that there is no proof that God exists have any serious background in Science and/or Theology. And obviously they don't know what a scientific fact is. A scientific fat is something that can be either disproven or proven. Therefore i ask anyone to put forth evidence that God does not exist. The Bible may be wrong but the Bible was not written by God the Bible was written by Man which, as we all know, makes numerous mistakes. So I plead with someone to show me irrefutable proof that there is no God. I am not a "brainwashed robot" as many people will more then likely say I am. I am a reasonable person who will always listen to reason. So I am here to listen to the actual evidence somebody has that is actually scientificly backed up. Until you can prove that there isn't a God I will i've like there is. Finally, people say that the Church "mugs" people. Yet no church that i've ever been to demands money from worshippers. What these people are thinking of are collection plates which are when a person can WILLINGLY donate money to the church. This money is not passed up to some boss of the all the churches but is instead used for improvements or bills for the Church.

"I would rather live my life like there is a God and find there isn't one then to live like there isn't one and find out there is."

by Why do people hate God? July 11, 2008

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