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razorback issues

What a girl has when she has been disappointed by her sports team her whole life. Usually results in her only going for guys who give off multiple red flags.

“there were 3 red flags in the first week and she’s still dating him. can you say razorback issues?”

by ainsw0rld June 28, 2019


Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023


Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023


mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019


grammar issue

when someone cant type correctly. usually its about people who dont speak english as first language

- "hi guys do you now where the soda is?"
- "major grammar issue"

by ngrokeeeee February 9, 2023


gameplay issues

Gameplay issues are problems caused by @dktapps because he is too lazy implementing proper gameplay or gameplay features.

Those gameplay issues are implemented features ~ @dktapps

by cakecakecakecakecakecake March 3, 2017


Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15

Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man

by A little seaman January 26, 2024