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A woman who has had the awesome pleasure of having a child, but who is quite livid with the circumstances surrounding her life. Circumstances include but are not limited to: dead beat dad's, non supportive family and/or friends, no job, job that doesn't pay enough, lack of help raising said child, etc. These circumstances cause the mother to become extremely irritated which causes a need for the mother to rant constantly.
Wow, her ex husband is a bum that won't help take care of their child and runs off with another girl. No wonder she is a Mad Mom!
This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.
Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!
an expression of being in a chill state and otherwise hands down; phrase said to show approval to something kick ass.
"yo, i was drunk last night chillin with this girl, it was mad yeahs."
A person's ability to roll many joints.
"Yo man, Jennifer's got mad twerps"
When a guy rolls his balls all over a girls face leaving a snail trail of sweat.
Steve "I put my balls on her chin, then rolled them all over her face"
Pete "isn't that called marble madness"
One of the most underrated queen songs written by Freddie Mercury
lyrics:
Been here before a long time ago
But this time I wear no sandals
Ages past I gave all you people
Food and water
Three feet tall so very small I'm no trouble
I bring thunder lightning sun and the rain
For all the people in the land
A message of love
I bring you from up above
All good children gather around
Come join your hands and sing along
They call me mad the swine
I guess I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
I woke up on the water just as before
I'll help the meek and the mild and believers and the blind
And all the creatures great and small
Let me take you to the river without a ford
Oh and then one day you realise
You're all the same we've been in life
All I've come to say just like before
They call me mad the swine
I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Ooh
Oh now
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Don't ever fail me
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Oh now
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Hands and praise the Lord
Praise the Lord
I'll get down on my knees and praise the Lord
Harry: Hey I really like Mad the Swine
Bob: What's that?
Harry: One of the best songs by queen! So underrated
Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit
Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch
Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest
Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans
Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy