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1.Being owned in a game of Call of Duty.
2.having sexual relations with someone without yelling Surprise!
1.Dude, i totally rapped you in Team Deathmatch!
2.Trust me, you do not want to get rapped again.
3.OMMFG! I just got rapped!
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rap; verb, rapping; adverb, the intricate artform of writing lyrics and spitting them to the sickest beat you can make or get your hands on.
some people say that rap is just people "talking" into the microphone,
well anyone who's heard more than a couple of the mainstream "hip-hop" songs, not real rap will of course say this because they usually don't give it the time of day.
however, bands such as Kotton mouth kings, a band formed on the ideals of smoking weed are a perfect example of a good "rapper".
example of normal critic:
rap is crap, it's 75% of it at least.
har-har-har!
example of lyrics to prove them wrong:
I’ve been diggin into crates ever since I was livin in space,
Before the rat race, before monkeys had human traits,
I mastered numerology and big bang theology,
Performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology,
Invented the mic so I could start blessin it,
Chin-checkin' kids to make my point, like an impressionist.
linkin park - H! vltg3
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a.k.a. NOT MUSIC. The worst kind of "music" next to reggeatone. (notice i use the term "music" mighty loosely) Black people use it to get their surpremacist messages across and to talk about their sex life... or lack thereof. Rap is not music, as it takes no talent to produce, let alone perform. No instruments are used and therefore no talent is needed. All one needs is a thing for rhyming and the ability to talk fast and somewhat rythmically... which damn-near anyone can do.
All rap is about is promotion of sex, drugs, and generic crime. It glorifies gangs and somehow it has captured the hearts of youth. It is best described as the Devil's Music.
Rap is not music. It takes no talent. If you like Rap, FUCK YOU! Rock is by far superior to your urban shit!
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The crappiest music ever created. It takes no talent to make it, all it talks about is shooting niggas and having sex. The artists can't think of new songs so they copy off of each other.
In some cases they have even copied other music genres.
The people that listen to it dress like retards, by wearing T-shirts that are 3 times their size, letting their pants hang down under their ass so everyone can see their underwear, and they leave the tags on their clothing. So you can easily recognize a rapper because they look like idiots that never learned how to buy the right sized clothing, or even peel the tag off.
Rapper: Yo what's up my nigga, you heard the new rap song by 50 cent.
Person: Pull your pants up you faggot!
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Rap...ahh Retards Attempting Poetry...
Rap SUCKS and it always did. It's not music...it's pure garbage...filthy deragatory vile crap. Rappers are the biggest EMOS on earth. All they do is complain about their life and so called struggles...if you commit crimes shitdip you OBVIOUSLY will struggle. Rap only promotes violence, sexism, materialism, and increases the crime rate everywhere. Nowhere is safe. Black people...good luck because it's only going downhill for you people. You buying Sean John, Rocawear, and all those other clothing brands that rappers wear only fill up their pockets...while you're broke as a joke trying to make ends meet. How is rap positive? Someone please explain that to me because I hear that all the time...no matter of fact don't bother because I don't have time to waste...rap sucks...end of story.
Rap is the worst thing ever invented in the history of mankind.
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1. Not Soulja Boy/50 Cent.
2. The most hated mainstream genre because of the two above.
3. Actually has/had good artists - 2pac, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, DMX, Public Enemy, Immortal Technique, Eminem, Xzibit...
Person 1: I hate rap... it's stupid and meaningless.
Person 2: You must be talking about Soulja Boy.. ever heard anything beside mainstream crap such as he does?
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Do not judge rap by what you see on tv like those douche-bags moon knight, and JM, and everyone else who thumbes uped there horribly inaccurate definitions. The first definition by "The Intelligent"is very well done and directy proves the shitty definitions i mentioned earlier wrong.
ignorant rap hater: ZOMG!!!11 rap is liek tehh crap,GETT IT , cuzz crap has rapp IN IT, ROFL LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,
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