it started with eve

Women. Oy.

Ashley just emptied out my bank account! Damn Dude. Well. It started with Eve.

name starts with V

People that are gay and are cheating on their boyfriend

They are not loyal cause their name starts with V

National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

Let’s start with celebrities

Charli D’amelio is so fucking overrated like listen up. SHE DANCES. Yh dancing is cool. But it’s not cool to do the same dance move in every dance. Like we all liked her when she first got the hype. Since she got sponsored her ego almost hit Ava Louise. Like now all she does is eats cake on camera and makes up dances to her depressed ass sisters song who was apparently only upset for oNe dAy and only got famous because of Charli. Now fuck off. Dixie literally gets a random boost of energy in her dance and laughs throughout the whole vid and she is worse at dancing that Charli like all she wants is her sisters hype it’s so obvious she got a date with Noah beck to flex it on Charli who just had a breakup. Like she wants to be like her sister. Tbh I think is she went and did her own thing that’s not tik Tok she would be better than her sister by miles. So take the advice

Let’s start with celebrities series

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.