Jacob

no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole

i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot

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jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

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Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

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Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

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Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

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Jacob

Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.

Friend: Bro jacobs after me!
Me: Don't give him your sweaty jim socks bro.

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Jacob

Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.

Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo

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