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Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

by Daniel Johnston April 24, 2006

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Angry Japanese Dragon

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.

I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 9, 2012


japanese flash bang

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears

Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

by blake farmer April 8, 2018


Japanese Hip-Hop

Where hip-hop enthusiasts who don't mind some more extravagance will go for the good shit. Not necessarily limited to Japanese lyrics(in fact, quite a bit of J-Rap artists out there will feature English-speaking lyricists in their songs if not a remix), Japanese hip-hop is more focused on pleasant, jazzy, and exotic beats, usually involving the piano or other instruments.

It is very different from US hip-hop(even from a lot of underground artists), but there's a certain beauty to it that may make it almost as(if not, even more) appealing than the typical underground artist. It's obviously an acquired taste, so it may not appeal to everyone.

If you want to get into Japanese hip-hop, start with the likes of Nujabes. From there, you can branch into artists like Nomak, Shing02, Shin-Ski, Martiangang, DJ Mitsu the Beats, etc.

Person A: Hey, what are you listening to?
Person B: Nujabes - High 2 Lows ft. Cise Starr. Dope track.
Person A: Whoa...this sounds way different than what I normally listen to. I don't see much hip-hop out there with a piano flow like this! I'm feeling this!
Person B: You just got a taste of Japanese hip-hop.

by Starcount October 26, 2009

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turning japanese

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.

While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.

by El Cid July 6, 2003

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SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY

weird sex act only done by japanese.
you shove a bunch of pubic hair in your partner’s mouth, next you deficate all over his or her face then scream “LOCK’N’LOLL IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!” as you ejaculate.

gaijin #1 “dude, i’m horny as fuck”
gaijin #2 “i’d tap dat ass
nihonjin “SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY!!!”

by chinkomanko December 5, 2021


Japanese Racing Mouse

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.

I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass

by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009