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A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down
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john is the guy who gets the most bitches, and he stole your hoe while you were reading this definition, don’t bother trying to be him, he’s too sexy for you
yo where is john? i don’t know, he’s probably with your girlfriend
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Why the fuck to you need to define your own name ?
John is too useless to do anything productive and has decided to look up his name on urban dictionary
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John the biggest cock sucking wanker ever. John also loves anal and copying of what everyone says because he is such a spastic that he cant talk like a normal person.
Look at that guy with a goaty and leather broncos jacket his name must be John (parrot).
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A horrible father who, after his wife, Mary, was killed by the yellow-eyed man, devoted his life to saving people, hunting things, the family business. He forced the life upon his two young sons, Sam and Dean, and traded The Colt and his soul so that the eldest of the two, Dean, could live. All in all, a horrible father.
John did a crap job of raising those boys, but they turned out mighty fine.
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Extremely charismatic and funny, a John will always make you smile. He has a big heart and infinite love to give to certain people in his life, which is a big part of what makes him so attractive. Girls, guys, and non-binary alike find themselves falling for him, but you won’t find him with your typical hoe. When John finds himself in a relationship, he’s serious about it and will make his partner feel like the most loved person in the world. John is sexy as fuck because of his personality and his looks, and if you find yourself in his bedroom, consider yourself incredibly lucky. His eyes are warm and welcoming, and he is very expressive in general. If something is on his mind, you best believe he’s going to let you know. He has lots of friends due to his social charisma, and the people around him mean the world to him. Family and friends are a priority to John. His voice is smoother than chocolate and his laugh is infectious. If a John enters your life, aim to give him the same amount of love that he gives you because he’s a genuinely good guy.
“John is legitimately the sweetest boy I’ve ever dated.”
“I believe it. He’s so funny and way better than Chad.”
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A tall, kind, insanely rich, and muscular playboy who was shy at first between 1-12 years old although at 14 he became a different person. A John generally is a playboy although his ways changes when he meets the one girl who has found the key to his heart and he will forever love her and give her live a lavish lifestyle similar to that of a Royal Princess.
"Who is that guy you were with at the club last night."
"He is my John."
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