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An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
E girl
Sagars gf
Troll face
Sej is a kiddo
U are a dumbo
Super Ender Jumper is pognt
Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.
Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".
Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.