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When you only enjoy ketchup with your breakfast food
"I only eat ketchup with my breakfast foods" said Christina at Antech who loves ketchup breakfast food.
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis
Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog
A discrete way of saying you've popped your cherry.
"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
Someone you can get any information out of. You can "squeeze"anything out of him/her.
Talk to Justin, he's a real ketchup, he'll tell you everything.
I got the sos
no ketchap
just soss
ro soss
boomb boobm pauu
the twin go pa pa pa pa
skraah
boum
the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance
How do you even use the word "ketchup" inside a sentence without making it look weird :<
Lipstick on a guys pants in the genital area.
Baby that's not lipstick, it's just ketchup on my pants