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A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
kind of kind of means someone is fit or sexy in a way (weirdly) you can’t describe why
Will is kind of kind of omg.
Something you will not find on the internet.
Timmy: i wonder if people on the internet may give me kindness and support for my suisidal thoughts?
Redditard: Lol #looking4attenrionalert die shit, die
Timmy: *kills himself*
Whenever cops are handing people free money in cash, even if it's around the holidays, and don't want their faces shown, it makes some people wonder where the money came from and why they're really so eager to get rid of it. At least the ones that aren't unsuspecting.
Nobody would pay a business in kindness, so people must wonder why cops are all of a sudden being as "kind" as they are in some cities. The people that haven't taken anything from anybody aren't going around handing out $100 bills, even if they are rich.
A language in which the deaf can hear, the blind can see, the paraplegic can give, a mute can speak, and the numb can feel. Kindness can make you a beautiful person no matter what you look like. You can make someone's day just by showing a simple act of kindness.
Remember, Anon. Be kind to everyone no matter what they say about you :)
"Kindness is a language that anyone can speak and hear."
A language in which the deaf can hear, the blind can see, the paraplegic can give, a mute can speak, and the numb can feel. Kindness can make you a beautiful person no matter what you look like. You can make someone's day just by showing a simple act of kindness.
Remember, Anon. Be kind to everyone no matter what they say about you :)
"Kindness is a language that everyone can speak and hear."
People who think kindness is pacifism or weakness have watched one too many Jim Carrey movies.
In a Jim Carrey movie kindness might seem like weakness or the world might seem like a bubble because it's a movie.