When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”
Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.
A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
just another type of fleshlight
Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back
Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!
An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!