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Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection
Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?
I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.
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Where Nottingham Forest fans still live now, reminiscing about the Brian Clough days when he brought them some fame. Even though now they are a poor League 3 team with about as much talent as Jade Goody, and their European victories were about 30 years ago now, which forest fans tend to forget and must re-live the film 'Back to the Future' everyday of their lives.
Leicester fan: "Bloody hell, forest were stuffed 4-0 by Barnet Town in the Johnstons Paint Trophy 1st Round"
Forest scum: "Yeah but we're the better team at the end of the day cos we live in Cloughy land and we wear green jumpers"
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A fictional land that only few people reach during their High. People's heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. This is all followed by Maniacal laughter, and the term "tripping out" constantly. Experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. Because there is no way, that you can get that high. You have this unbearable hunger for Wendy's, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.
"Ohhh Shiii... I going to CAREBEAR LAND!"
"WENDY'S!!!!!!!!"
"Guys, we did this last time!"
"Gimme some!"
"Do I sound black to you, nigger?"
"Coquitlam"
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For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there
>>You mean that grenade?
>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade
>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?
>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...
>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
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Santa Fe, New Mexico. A play on New Mexico's state saying 'Land of Enchantment' (which is also true), because people either never leave Santa Fe or they return eventually.
Man, Santa Fe is the Land of Entrapment.' I'll never be able to move to California.
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a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"
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while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.
the land shark
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