usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)
that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds
What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks
holy shit run Landon is coming
Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.
“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone
Landons are the most smartest and handsomest people you will ever meet! They are amazing boyfriends and they love FaceTime. They are super kind and are very funny!
the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.
guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"