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Miss Lonely Heart

A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.

"Susan was a Miss Lonely Heart and created a man named Ted for her to date"

by Alexander Sedler October 30, 2003

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lone star blues

A type of homesickness specific to the greatest state in the Union

Man, I sure miss Texas, i got them Lone Star Blues

by Caiaus February 1, 2018


lonely heart antidote

Using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty space in your heart. Feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.

Cory: " I feel so alone right now"

Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"

Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"

by Fetish_Creature June 4, 2011


lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 9, 2021


Lonely Jazz Day

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.

Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?

Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet

by Hylo_ February 9, 2021


Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.

Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .

by Dougyfreshqtizzle February 13, 2016


Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 18, 2013

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