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When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.
We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.
When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."
When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube
Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move
Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.
When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.
Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.
I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.