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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.

Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)

by ndawg7 September 27, 2018


face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009


map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.

“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”

by DiMarieV December 11, 2024


map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023


Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 4, 2022


Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping

Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping is a definition used to discribe a specific youtuber called Dutch Republic Mapping.
It first began when (s)he made a coming out video, in that video (s)he explains her/his feelings and discribes his troubles of being a shemale homolesbian cunt.

Dutch is homolesbian / Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping.

by nogger_69 February 19, 2018


zluks mapping

zluks mapping is a type of mapping that is beyond comprehendible by common peasants.

"Hey have you heard of zluks mapping" "Yeah of course man but I don't really understand it" "I know, hes a god above all beings or something"

by zluks May 4, 2022