The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out
James Waud
James Waud is a Massive Rookie
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.