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Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.

The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.

by short_story_examples May 31, 2023


bbg material

a non-man who acts like a babygirl

"daniel larusso is bbg material"

by huntlow for the weekends October 17, 2022


crackhead material

christian strachian

also a minecraft god

christian is such crackhead material lmao.

by user262705 September 9, 2019


material frequentism

The idea that the number of objects in a universe is only countable by the surface area of the materialist-frequentist line.

Paradigm of a surface area as a counter of the objects in a system-in-totum.

The materialist frequentist line is the only discrete line-with-no-surface-area.

Godelism proffers that countable objects are tautological to countable systems. In other words a countable object must first be a countable SYSTEM.

Godelism gives rise to material frequentism--which states that the sum of the surface-exteriors of all countable objects anneal to a discrete line with no surface area.

by metastatic February 27, 2022


generative materialism

Paradigm that elements of feeling (figmas) have a bijective relationship with elements of thought (psychometers) in a closed-system.

The idea that the immune system subjects discrete lines-of-thought to a bending force between supersymmetry and perception-resolution.

In generative materialism your thoughts share a 1-to-1 relationship with elements of your immune system--figmas--such that your immune system bends your elements of thought before they reach perception-resolution (object-grammetry).

Thus; you are meeting elements of your immune system in a drug-induced hallucination.

by metastatic November 22, 2021


opp material

Opp material is when someone is doing certain tasks in a manner that makes it feel like they are trying to be your enemy, in some shape or form

My friend Bailey knows I don’t like sushi but bought me a gift card to a sushi place, that’s opp material

by Kindnessmatersss March 22, 2024


Material Denyer

A silk like material, excellent for making robes.

“What beautiful material denyer

by vanquishfunnels November 24, 2021