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An extremely lazy, but very good girl (feline), who loves her boxes.
"Maya a.k.a. Mayer is da girl of da world...she's a box Mayee!"
On "South Park," one of Cartman's many names for Sheila Broflovsky (Kyle's mom).
Also, any woamn stupid enough to vote for George W. Bush or his fellow nazipublicans.
...then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamaya-maya bitch!
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a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!
TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
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Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”
David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”
Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”
David: “Oh, okay!”
Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”
a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”
David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”
Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”
David: “Oh!”
Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”
a day where we celebrate the one and only MAYA HAWKE aka the finest person on earth
robyn:hey do you know what day it is
alix:Saturday?
robyn:no its OFFICIAL MAYA HAWKE DAY a day to celebrate the finest woman on earth
when some one is a douchebag, but a super d-bag like his/her core is rotted with Doucheness.
CG- hey wats up
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche
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The baddest bitch takes shit from no one, and everyone wants to suck her ass. She is known for her food porn, and is often compared to Jesus. She steps on everyone in her way, but is loyal to family, best friend, and dog who is her only weakness. Most commonly compared to Jesus, John Cena, Hilary Clinton, and Chuck Norris.
That girl over there, motherfucker named maya just beat the shit out of the whole bar.
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