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A Jewish day school for rich Jews, located in Melbourne, Australia. It is the largest and most populated Jewish school in Australia. There are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. The biggest of all the campuses is the Gandel Campus in the suburb Burwood. This campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
Scopus is a shorter name for people who can't be bothered saying the full school name. It's a Jewish school, but not religious.
Scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it's not so great is because of all the jappy sluts and super-large groups. The assemblies at Scopus are usually very humorous.
The only reasons why Melbournian Jews don't go to scopus is because of the mean bitches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for Scopus' awesomeness.
Bobert: Mummy, look at that girl across the street. I haven't seen her in this street before.
Mum: Yes, darling. Jodi and her Block family are new to the street.
Bobert: Mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
Mum: That's because she is Jewish.
Bobert: And why is she wearing that top? It's way too big for her.
Mum: Hmm...I don't know. I guess she goes to Mount Scopus Memorial College. It must be a trendy thing at that school.
Dad: Ugh, I have a bad feeling about that girl Jodi. I don't want another Scopus kid living on our street. That girl will be having street parties every week!
Bobert: But how do you know, daddy?
Mum: That's what Scopus teens do, Bobert.
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las vegas cimma hood has a bunch of messy fishy ass bitches, the girls bathroom is always dirty, smells like a fish market and must, the niggas there are conceited asf be ugly but fly, swear they can pull any bitch. The females are fake asf!, if you go to cimarron be careful who tf you surround yourself around, because there’s a lot of opps, you can tell someone something, and that person will tell everybody!. The ugliest bitches there are quick to talk shit about you don’t even worry about them 😂. theres a lot of nasty ass pigeons flying around, you better watch out for them mfs because they quick to snatch yo shit.
Cimarron memorial high school
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A school in south jersey where your average 6th grader will first give or get head, and your 7th grade girl will grow up to be a prostitute, also known as the school where your principle suspends for giving hugs and haves footloose played at every school dance.
alyssa blew john..under a table?
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The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.
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(noun) (place)
A middle school in South Jersey on Mill Street.
Home to the Panthers, Medford Memorial has been
home to over 100,000 kids in the past 25 years! Memorial
holds 7th and 8 graders while the connecting school
Haines houses 6 graders.
And the students are nice, well behaved, and interested in
learning, not doing inapropriate things under cafe tables
I am a teacher there and I forbid any other rude reviews
about such a great school like Medford Memorial Middle School! If I find out who writes such horrid reviews, expect
Mr. Petru or Mr. Biscotti on this right away!
Medford Memorial Middle School,
Home to the Panthers, RAWR! (:
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When you've binge an entire season (or more) of a show and you forget about important plot details from earlier episodes. Often occurs because you've consumed so much content that you can't remember certain characters, dialogues, or scenes that you've seen just mere hours ago.
Alex: "Wait, why is Anna sitting down with Detective Blake? She doesn't even know him."
Sam: "What are you talking about? She worked a case with him back in the second episode and he told her to come see him if she needs to discuss anything. I think you're suffering from binge-term memory loss."
When people selectively recall all the negatives of a certain event, choosing to ignore any positive aspects of the situation.
selective negative memory theory is all about ignoring positive aspects of a situation