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The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.
Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen
Someone who is not considered attractive.
Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.
when a lady or a man lights a mans pubes on fire and puts it out with a lot of saliva while yelling o baby and blowing that shit up!
Martha I got the lighter... Time for a moist suck
A term used to confirm/agree to something
Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?
Jon: You bet I am!
Joel: Moist Muffins!
A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater
Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.
a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...
He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...
When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.
"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."