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jagermeister mixed with monster energy drink its boss
jagermeisterjager-monster
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Macaulay Culkin stars as Michael Alig, a real life club kid in the 90's. This movie is based on the book Disco Bloodbath, in which Michael Alig's friend, James St. James (another known club kid) tells of their lives as club kids. This movie is great, though most of it is either during a party, doing drugs, or both. It is mainly based on how Michael Alig is convicted of murder. Culkin does a really great job, as does Seth Green, who plays James St. James. Not for the weak of heart or homophobic people.
Tales of the original club kids; drugs, parties, and murder.
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In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.
Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"
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The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
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1. One who cannot become strong without the use of Spawn (a testosterone producing drug)
2. A choir boy who wishes to become strong in attempt to intimidate but cannot accomplish this without the use of the drug Spawn and without the proper technique just becomes fat
3. An ass-fag
"Chris thinks he is scary now that he takes Spawn but instead of becoming big he is just transformed into a spawn monster and ass-fag and has uncontrollable spawn rages and weighs over 250 pounds with man tits!"
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An awesome movie based on a true story (Disco Bloodbath; a fabulous but true tale of murder in clubland, By James St. James) It is James St. James's (Seth Green) outlook on the murder of Angel Melendez, comitted by Michael Alig (MaCually Culkin) and a guy named Freeze. Most of the movie takes place in a club called Disco 2000 check that out to learn more.
MaCually Culkin and Seth Green with many a wide variety great cast. Not for the weak of heart or stomache for that matter. If you don't like homo-sexuals you will not like this movie! But you can learn more on the web about the real Michael Alig and James St. James, However the book "Disco Bloodbath" can no longer be purchased for less than $200 you can find the reprint of it called "Party Monster" found at any bookstore.
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VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
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