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The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous.
Mormon Pranking:
Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty""
After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to."
Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki."
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A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that actively follows and participates in their religion. This phrase traces its origin back to Las Vegas. Opposite of jack mormon
1: Is Katie coming to the party this weekend?
2: no dude, she's a molly mormon.
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A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.
Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.
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a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!
Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!
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Busting a nut on any verse found within “The Book of Mormon” & then showing it to the Bishop during a routine “interview.” “The Mormon Tradition” is an ideal counter-response when any so-called church leader asks ridiculously moronic questions concerning one’s sexual activity.
“I heard Timmy was excommunicated last week full sensing The Mormon Tradition... whatta legend.”
A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.
'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
When a mormon is mad they start slamming or hitting things instead of taking it out on others.
When Joseph gets mormon mad , he usually assaults the wall with pillows