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Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.
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A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood
him: good morning.
her: ooh, wood morning baby!
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when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.
'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'
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The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.
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A person you don't want to mess around.
Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!
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You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.
Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
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When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
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