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When you shart and jizz at the same time.
Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.
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An overhaul to the traditional blumpkin, in which the receiver of the oral sex is performing an upper-decker (Shitting in the tank of the toilet). While the other participating member is straddling the toilets lower bowl A.C. Slater style, taking a shit while servicing the other.
She promised to give me a mount saint blumpkin if I agreed to watch twilight.
I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
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Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.
Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.
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After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.
That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful
A shit that is so large that it protrudes above the water line of the toilet. It is similar in shape and size to an ocean volcano that, following eruption on the sea bed, forces it's summit out through the waves. Like the volcano, there may also be a ghostly mist coming from the peak.
Oh my god, who has been to the toilet and left Mount St. Shit in the pan...? Quick get some climbing irons and a small flag - this climb is going to be a challenge.
Pacific Northwest slang for climbing up to the roof to get high.
Dude 1: "Dude, you should have been there last night, we climbed Mount Ranier & the view of the stars up there was magnificent."
Dude 2: "Aw, man, next time I'm climbing with you!"
Dude 3: "Why are they going upstairs?"
Dude 4: "Oh, they're Climbing Mount Ranier."
Dude 3: "Why do they never invite me!"
Dude 4: "Cuz you're afraid of heights, Dude."
where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...
the best all girls catholic school ever
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