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broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 12, 2021


Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019


Mouth Wrestled

A euphemism for the performance of oral sex.

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021


Mouth Ho

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people

Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.

by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009


Mouth Friends

For when a group/couple of people kiss for fun. Friends who kiss on Mouth, cheek & ect.

"So you and Ruby are Mouth Friends"

"Yeah but we're not dating or anything"

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial2 April 17, 2017


British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot

Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen

by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 29, 2019


mutt mouth

the sloppiest type of mouth, typically used for sexual reasons

"COME HERE BOY, BRING THAT MUTT MOUTH HERE" - Phoenix

by Lunaurrrrrrrr December 8, 2022