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1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.
2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1
"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).
We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.
I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.
2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin