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One who munches on another's buttocks
A degeratory term used for someone who gets on your or someone besides you's nerves.
See also Ass Fucker and Asshole
Malix:Hey Dalix
Dalix:(Ignore)
Malix:Hey Dalix
Dalix:(Ignore)
Malix:HEY MOTHERFUCKER!
Dalix:WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
Malix:Fuck you,you Butt Munch
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Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
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A scrotum munch is where two gay guys 69 and suck each others scrotums. And then they jack off in a cup and drink the others semen.
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The scrotum munch is only for really hardcore sex-addicts. Only do it if you have had sex at least 100 times. If you are a transvestite, do NOT try this. You don't want to rip your plastic sacks.
ex1: hey, I know a kid and he said that he was a scrotum muncher.
ex2: hey Jay, wanna munch?
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Sexual act where a female munches the dingleberries out of a male's ass crack hair.
Susie: He's a hairy guy.
Betty: I bet he's good for a mexican munch
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A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.
Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
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Girl1: did you see who that looser kid was tring to hang out with today?
Girl2: ya. what an ass munch...
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"I wanna go to the canteen and get proper munched up, I'm fuckin starvin!"
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