Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.
Making you a hurt child.
Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out
When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet
Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.
When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
“Donna is a sewer muppet.”
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.