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The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.
"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."
"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."
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When u ingest any hallucinogen and start skateboarding/rollerblading/bmx...etc
Usually u do trick u wuldnt even imagine doing when u were sober.
Me and my friends smoked some kush be4 heading out on our all day sesh where we did alot of mushroom skating.
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Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.
Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.
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the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis
Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
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To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.
Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!
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while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
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When two people are having anal sex and the person pitching pulls his penis out of the other one's rectum to find a large glob of santorum hanging from the end of his rod.
I probably should have expected it because we'd gone out drinking all night then eaten that greasy midnight pizza over at Cosmo's, but when we got back to the apartment she let me do anal on her and when I pulled out of her she left a big mushroom-cap hanging off the end of my rod.
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