Need her meier

When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and you wack her across the back of the head with a text book because all she wants to do is have sex and you need to study.

I had a huge exam tomorrow and I had to Need Her Meier that biotch.

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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

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We Need To Talk

A nice way for a woman to say," Let's talk later so I can dump your sorry ass."

Um Boi, we need to talk.

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Felt the need to post

What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.

Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("

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Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

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we need to talk

meaning (we) need to talk about shit I need to do.

girfriend: Rob, we need to talk.
Rob: Fuck! Trying to watch the game here.

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Man's Got Needs

When a person is in desperate need for a rip on a vape, they may exclaim this phrase to let their peers know.

"Hey man wanna come get some food?"
"Sure but I need a rip first, man's got needs!"

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