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Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.
We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.
I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.
(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*
Younger Brother: What. Are you...
Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...
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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.
*Le one shirtless scene EVER*
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An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.
Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".
Person B: "Was he joking?"
Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."
Like Netflix and Chill except sexual expectations are not met. One party *thinks* it's going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate.
I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill but every time I tried to make an advance, I was rebuffed. It was a lot more like Netflix and Freeze...
When you think you're going to Netflix and Chill but the other party has no interest in anything sexual occurring. So you basically just hangout and watch Netflix.
Victor: "Bruh, how was yesterday with Janelle?"
Darnell: "Well, not as good as I had hoped. I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill. Turns out, all she really wanted to do was Netflix and Freeze"
Victor: "Cold. Sorry to hear that"
Darnell: "I know right?"
People use this as a cover up for the word sex. Created by kids.. This term was created to be able to talk about sex and hooking up... Without actually saying sex.
Hey babe.. Wanna Netflix and chill?
Or:
Where did jake go? Oh him and Liza are Netflix and chilling
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Watching Netflix with the squad whilst smoking a copious amount of 420maraweywey
squad member #1 in group chat: yo lads who wanna "Netflix and grill " at mine?
rest of squad: we out front
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