Awesome in a Can

To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton

Wow, that was awesome in a can!

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Bean can

A school bus filled with mostly Mexican students.

I ride the bean can to school, it sucks.

I almost got hit by a bean can yesterday

there are lots of Bean cans in southwestern states schools

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can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

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Can you not?

A short phrase utilized primarily by highly intelligent and sophisticated human beings, especially those with two X chromosomes. Unlike the also popular "Can you not...", this unique phrase ends immedietely after "not" and may be phrased both as a question and as a statement. The speaker should assume that whomever he/she is conversing with is completely aware of the misdemeanor.

Matthew has just provoked Jackie and she is mildly annoyed and amused (but mostly annoyed).

Jackie & Eva (in unison): Can you not?

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can of whupass

what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone's ass

Gonna open up a can of whupass

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Jerky in a can

This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.

A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"

You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"

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Beans in the Can

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.

Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.

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