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A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.
Susan sure is a country squash!
Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"
Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"
The smell of a woman's clean vagina
She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower
A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
The legends who wake up before the football team. Getting no recognition, they keep going anyways, even injured. The sweat and dust won’t bother them, however 10 push-ups will make them want to quit and die.
Sam: Our Cross Country workouts are so long…
Betsy: Ikr I wish I was a sprinter:(
A sport that only crazy people who don't think running is a punishment do. This sport requires a lot of time, dedication, a healthy diet, and the right attitude.
Person: "Ugh, we have to run so far in PE today.
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"
Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.
Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever