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The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.
"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"
Shade-Low Key is to insult a person without announcing it; being discreetly disrespectful.
White Geeza: "Psst, that girl is a little bit large."
Black Mofo: "Yo, why you being so shade-low key?!"
The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
simply put, it's paperback porn
Sally- okay, you HAVE to read 50 shades of gray, it;s awesome!!
Bekka- I a'int reading no paperback porn bitch
50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).
husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"
wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."
husband- "what is it about?"
wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."
husband- " oh yeah!"
wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."
husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"
( they both run upstairs to bed)
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the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on
Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....
A common side effect of Bronco Vision.
The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.
Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)