who u

Listen up, simplicity is perfect.

This is without a doubt the perfect comeback when challenged, insulted or demeaned whether it be verbally or electronically.

The best way to effectively say this insult / diss is dependent on each individual scenario.

For example: Susan your best friend calls you a bitch out of nowhere for sleeping with her boyfriend, Brad. Your reply is a calm who u. She will then most likely and stupidly reply "who me" this is where you make that bitch Susan feel like an absolute moron and you then finish her off with "YA U".

Another example: In a heated verbal debate via text or in person, insults are being thrown and the only way to successfully achieve a successful and enjoyable victory is through aggressively asserting a "who u" thus ending the argument.

A more joyful example: You are intoxicated in your friends minivan coming back from the bar in downtown Royal Oak passing through the privileged city of Berkeley and Birmingham. You then see someone minding their own business walking with their dog. Being intoxicated you yell "WHO U" at the top of your lungs. Not only does this completely confuse the individual for weeks and startle the individual momentarily, but it also provides you and your friend group with the best laugh of your life. This scenario is highly recommended.

TIP: Mix and match different voices, pitches, vocal ranges and lung expenditures to find your perfect "who u" for any given scenario.

who u
ya u
whom, thou
who me

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Thug U

Another name for the University of Miami Hurricanes football team due to various scandals involving recruitment and scholarship violations, brawls with other teams, coaches inability to control players, association with controversial people and associations, incidents with players involving shootings, stabbings, and murder, and their general thuggish attitude towards fans, officials, opponents, media, and anyone and anything associated with the game of football.

-Hey, who does Florida State have this weekend?

-They are playing those punks from Thug U.

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sure u are

Elongated version of sarcastic sure. Expression of utter skepticism. Can never be taken literally, always sarcastic.

"Tonight I'm going for a threesome with those two babelicious blondes I met at the laundromat"

"Sure u are"

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U P

Urethral Prolapse

Hey bro you coming to the U P meeting later?
Yeah I hear it's the new cbt.

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U suck

For some reason not on the urban dictionary until now

Person 1: well humans breath air

Person 2: well u suck

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U-God

One of the nine members of the New York hip-hop group the Wu-Tang Clan. Born Lamont Hawkins in Shaolin NY, he is one of the lesser known members of the group, however has found mainstream success with his group and solo projects. He has three solo albums: Golden Arms Redemption, U-GodZILLA presents the Hillside Scramblers and Mr. Xcitement.

"The RZA, GZA, ODB, INS, U-GOD, Chef, GFK, Masta and Meth are the dopest nine MCs ever."

"U-God is Golden Arms"

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lob u

A silly, humorous way of saying you love/really like someone (a friend) without freaking them out by saying I love you.

Basically the new luv;

Thanks, lob u *heart emoji*

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